This photo was not taken on May 8th, 2003 in front of the Santa Rosa Plaza Mall in sunny downtown Santa Rosa.
The Show assumes no responsibility for individuals that can't tell that this is a doctored photo, and a poor one at that.
No, mom, we did not actually build a paper mache cock and put it in a famous landmark hand. I only wish we were that ambitious.
The victims
in the photo were quoted as saying: "Please, honey, don't cry...
look, theres' a shoe sale at Macys'!"
