The Show was hesitantly asked to participate in the wonderful and mysterious Orgasmatron event. We struggled to think of sketches that would be anything close to sensual, to no avail. Finally, the brilliant concept of a pageant was brought up, and we latched onto the idea like a child clinging desperately to it's mother for safety and affection.
The Orgasmatron featured the live band Wish, also live DJs, dancers, drummers, poets, sensual healers, performance artists and many love-lovin', free-wheelin' sensual and exotic guests.
that wasn't all. The Orgasmatron also featured, in big bold letters
on the top of the flyer (Exhibit A, on your left there) the Mr. and
Mrs. Orgasmatron Pageant, hosted by The Show. How did it go,
you ask? Well, my friend, you should be crying in your beer that you missed
us. We were spectacular. We were amazing. We had the audience in the palms
of our greasy, slimy hands and they loved us for it. And you should be
crying extra hard right now because WE ONLY GOT ONE MINUTE OF THE
ENTIRE THING ON FILM!
But, hey, we have memories, and even STILL PHOTOS thanks to Ian, one of the producers, and JJ, our very own camera guy. Yes, I realize that these things can never hope to equal the glory of actual video footage. That's all we have, I said I was sorry, so shut up already. Get off my back!
Special thanks to:
especially, to the gullible, easily fooled audience that we pulled one