These are the best sites on the web. We have listed them here because it is our duty to provide you with taste, culture, and a sense of belonging. It is common to feel a sense of superiority over your proletarian peers once you've absorbed this information. Please don't abuse your newfound powers.Please do not tell your friends about this.
Popularity kills.In no particular order:
The Velvet Teen-The best band in the world. What I like to call Perfect Music. Judah and Logan are incredible together.
Mark and Living Right- Juiceman Jr. can help you with all your juicer needs. He's an expert on juicers. (It's scary.)
The Karmameter-John Lennon said "Instant karma's gonna get you" but now you can get instant karma! Tally up your divine returns!
Jesus.com-Bathe with Jesus? The Saviour is single and looking for chicks.
The Media Center-The Shows' humble public access home. Low-budget art never had it better.
Disturbing Auctions-Where Emotionally-Scarring toys go to die, then get resold to other traumatized kids. Wheee!
Straight Dope-Answers the most important questions, like "If all one billion Chinese jumped at once, would the earth be thrown out of orbit?" and "Was Issac Newton a virgin?"
Stinkymeat-I can't explain the appeal, but it's a man, a camera, and seven dollars worth of rotting meat. Amazing.
Jeff-This is my wonderful gay roommates' site. He's not as neurotic as he looks. (Yes he is.)
The Bad Candy Site-The first website to ever make me laugh so hard my stomach hurt. Just like when you eat bad candy. Hmm.
Mullets Galore-A funny site if you have spare time. Not funny if you have a mullet. Thank God you don't.
Logan Whitehurst and the Jr. Science Club- A genius in normal guy clothing, Logan is our friend and idol. Worship him. (He's also now The Shows' main music man. Kickass!)
Absolute Trivia-The greatest resource to use when you need to impress others with all sorts of useless information. Like Mensa.
Rent-A-Cow-Need a brown cow, NOW? The Swiss can help, with armloads of cows, flowers and wheels of cheese.
Gobler Toys-Toys you wish you had as a kid and wacky Flash animation rolled together and garnished for presentation. Yum.
Led Pants-Strange Flash animation at it's finest. Disturbing and fascinating, much like The Show.
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