The Velvet Teen-The best band in the world. What I like to call Perfect Music. Judah and Logan are incredible together.

Mark and Living Right- Juiceman Jr. can help you with all your juicer needs. He's an expert on juicers. (It's scary.)

The Karmameter-John Lennon said "Instant karma's gonna get you" but now you can get instant karma! Tally up your divine returns!

Chickenhead-I can't describe it, but it's great. Taste it now, you! (Thanks for the banner!)

Jesus.com-Bathe with Jesus? The Saviour is single and looking for chicks.

The Media Center-The Shows' humble public access home. Low-budget art never had it better.

Disturbing Auctions-Where Emotionally-Scarring toys go to die, then get resold to other traumatized kids. Wheee!

Straight Dope-Answers the most important questions, like "If all one billion Chinese jumped at once, would the earth be thrown out of orbit?" and "Was Issac Newton a virgin?"

Stinkymeat-I can't explain the appeal, but it's a man, a camera, and seven dollars worth of rotting meat. Amazing.

Jeff-This is my wonderful gay roommates' site. He's not as neurotic as he looks. (Yes he is.)

The Bad Candy Site-The first website to ever make me laugh so hard my stomach hurt. Just like when you eat bad candy. Hmm.

Mullets Galore-A funny site if you have spare time. Not funny if you have a mullet. Thank God you don't.

Logan Whitehurst and the Jr. Science Club- A genius in normal guy clothing, Logan is our friend and idol. Worship him. (He's also now The Shows' main music man. Kickass!)

Absolute Trivia-The greatest resource to use when you need to impress others with all sorts of useless information. Like Mensa.

Rent-A-Cow-Need a brown cow, NOW? The Swiss can help, with armloads of cows, flowers and wheels of cheese.

Gobler Toys-Toys you wish you had as a kid and wacky Flash animation rolled together and garnished for presentation. Yum.

Led Pants-Strange Flash animation at it's finest. Disturbing and fascinating, much like The Show.